"delivery for friend!"

"delivery for friend!"

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
andrewbelami:

ok bye

andrewbelami:

ok bye

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?